John and his wife went to the dog park.
There was an elderly lady trying to coax her resistant toy poodle to come to her.
Being one that doesn’t mind helping John picked up the little critter and passed it over to her. She scowled at him and scurried off.
John mentioned to his wife that the lady wasn’t very grateful.
His wife replied by saying, “Perhaps you shouldn’t have used the pooper scooper. “
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