A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
He slammed the door and shouted excitedly, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The wife said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter, “he said, “just as long as you’re out of the house by noon!’
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