A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat.
The women just won’t leave him alone.
His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!”
His wife says, “Stay more to the left. “
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?”
This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.