A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone
He puts it on the speaker.
Man: “Hello!”
Woman: “Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes. “
Woman: “I’m at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat and it’s only $2,000, can I have it?
Man: “Sure!”
Woman: “Oh, and i just stopped by at the Lexus dealership and saw one i really liked, can i have it?”
Man “How much is it?”
Woman: “$90,000. “
Man: “Well if it’s that much i want it with all the features. “
Woman: “Ofcourse, one more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the house I wanted is back on the market, they’re asking $950,000 for it. “
Man: “Ok, make an offer for $900,000, if they don’t take it offer them the extra $50k if that’s what you really want. “
Woman: “Thank you so much honey, love you, bye!”
Man: “Love you too, bye. “
The man hung up, everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. The man then calmly looked around and asked “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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