On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store.
“Give me a couple of steaks, “he says.
“We’re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken, “says the butcher.
“Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?”
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