An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?”
“Yes, sir, “said the witness in a low voice. “Once. “
“Whom did you marry?”
“Well, a woman. “
The lawyer bellowed angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone marrying a man?”
To which the witness replied meekly, “My sister did. “
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