Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 84, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers “Yes. “
Says Jacob: “We”re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do. “
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds. “
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? “
Pharmacist: “Definitely. “
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course. “
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works. “
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson”s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely. “
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes. “
Jacob says to the pharmacist: “Excellent. In this case we would like to register here for our wedding gifts, please. “
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