Some strangers sit at the bar.
One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “
Another guy asks, “What’s that?”
The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “
Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “
A lady asks, “What’s that?”
He says, “Double Income, No Kids. “
The lady says, “That’s nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE. “
Larry asks, “A WIFE?”
Gertrude says, “Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc. “
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