This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down, raises her arm, and says, “Bartender, I would like a drink. “
There’s an old drunk sitting next to her.
Slurring, he says, “Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink. “
She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender’s attention, and orders another.
The old man says, “Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants. “
Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says, “Sir, that’s nice of you, but how do you know she’s a ballerina?”
The old man answers, “Son, you don’t get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high. “
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