A guy calls his home phone number from work.
A strange woman answers.
The guy says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid, “answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house. “
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband. “
The guy is fuming.
He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with. “
The maid puts down the phone.
The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What pool?”
“Uh. . is this 832-417-223?”
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