A nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast.
On her way over there she runs into sister Jane and she says, “Hi sister Jane, “by which sister Jane says, “I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed sister.
She did not understand what sister Jane meant by that so she ignored it and went on.
She was passing by the garden when she ran into sister Anastasia and she said, “Good morning sister Anastasia I am having a great day.
Sister Anastasia says, “I see you got off on the wrong side of the bed. “
The nun was wondering why everybody she met kept saying that when she felt great she decided to go and see mother superior.
She asks mother superior, “Everybody keeps telling me that I got off on the wrong side of the bed when I feel great and mother superior says, “That is because you have brother Mattew’s shoes on. “
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