Wanting to have a quick love-making session, the couple told their eight year old son to go stand on the balcony with a popsicle and to report to them all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot, “he shouted.
A few moments passed.
“An ambulance just drove by. “
A few moments later, “Looks like the Anderson’s have company, “he called out. “Matt’s riding a new bike. “
A few moments later, “Looks like the Sanders are moving… and Jason is on his skateboard. “
A few more moments, “The Coopers are having sex. “
tartled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they are having sex?”
“Because Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too. “
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