Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in … Read more
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Contest in a girl’s college: “Write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. “ Winner’s story:”Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked. “Not on her best day. “George replied. “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked. “No, she’s broke. … Read more
Walter had been seeing a girl for awhile and he thought they should take things further, “Tell me, “Walter said to her, “do you believe in sex after marriage?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives. Sue said, “Mine’s OK. We get it on every week, but it’s no big adventure. How’s yours?” Sally replied, “It’s been great ever since we got into S&M. “ Sue was surprised. “Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you’d go for that. “ “Oh, sure, … Read more
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob … Read more
Wanting to have a quick love-making session, the couple told their eight year old son to go stand on the balcony with a popsicle and to report to them all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action. “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot, “he … Read more
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma?” “Yes but just oral. “ “What is oral sex?” “I say “Fuck you”, she says “Fuck you too”! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.