A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack.
“Don’t go”, he suddenly yells at the screen.
“Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man. “
His wife calls from the kitchen, “What are you watching, honey?”
“Our wedding video, “he bravely answers.
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