Two friends meet each other on the street. “Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.
“Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid.
“I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”.
“It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”
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