“I’m sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night, “Mike told his girlfriend. “I’ve spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me. “
“Oh, that’s really nice, “she said. “What did you use to remove the stains?”
“Scissors, “Mike replied.
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