romance

“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Sam: Hey, have you got a date for Valentine’s Day? Wilma: Yes, February 14. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man goes into a florist and says, “I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend”. “Certainly sir”, she responds, “and what in particular are you after”? After some thought, the man answers, “A shag”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“I’m sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night, “Mike told his girlfriend. “I’ve spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me. “ “Oh, that’s really nice, “she said. “What did you use to remove the stains?” “Scissors, “Mike replied. This … Read more

Two girlfriends were talking to each other about relationships. “I put an ad in one of those singles websites looking for a boyfriend. “ “What kind of guy did you say you were looking for?” “I wanted an ambitious guy who likes to dig in to get the job done and is really down to … Read more

A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer. “ The man looked away and turned red. “What’s wrong?” asked the woman. “I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date, “ This joke is included in … Read more

Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.