An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told
the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex. “
“But you are not wearing any of those things, “replied the artist.
“I know, “she said. “It’s in case I die before my husband. I’m
sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry. “
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