Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together.
One man says, “I’m a salesman. What about you?”
“I’m a hit man for the mob, “replies the second man.
He pulls out a high powered rifle loaded with scopes and sights.
He then asks the man where he lives.
Nervously, the first man replies, “In a subdivision just west of here. Gray roof, yellow siding. “
“You got a silver compact and a red pickup?”
“The compact is my wife’s car, but that’s my buddy Jeff’s truck. “
The hit man looks through the scope again. “Well, they’re going at it like teenagers in your bedroom. “
“I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot him in the balls. “
The hit man says, “I get paid $5,000 per shot. “
“I don’t care! Just do it!”
The hit man takes careful aim and says, “This is your lucky day. You’re going to get a two for one!”
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