A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, “Ohh my god Texas seats are really big. “
He went to a bar and asked for a beеr and when the bartender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, “Wooww Texas mugs are really big. “
Later he asked the bartender where’s the bathroom and the bartender said, “Strait on your right. “
But the guy went on his left and when he entered the room he slipped and fell in the swimming pool and said, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
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