A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
“Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?”
Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?”
The man replies: “Nah it’s because you’re drinking my fucking bourbon”
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