Two guys are out hunting deer…
The first guy says, “Did you see that?… pointing to the sky. “
“No, “the second guy says.
“Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!” the first guy says.
“Oh, “says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, “Did you see that?”
“See what?” the second guy asks.
“Are you blind?
There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!”
“Yah, Ok”, says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice.
A few minutes later the first guy says: “Did you see that?”
This time pointing behind them.
By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, “Yah, I SAW IT!”
And the first guy says: “Then why did you step in it?”
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