An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
“Well, “said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver. “
“I support the Hearts club, “said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the heart. “
“I support Arsenal, “said the Irishman, “but I seem to have lost my appetite. “
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