A retiree said to his 80 year old friend, “Is it true you’re getting married?”
“Sure is. “
“Have I met her?”
“I don’t think so. “
“Is she attractive?”
“Won’t win any beauty contests. “
“Can she cook?”
“Can’t even boil an egg. “
“Is she rich?”
“Rich? Heck, she’s so poor she can’t even pay attention. “
“She must be great in the sack then?”
“I haven’t actually found out. “
“My God, man, why are you marrying her?”
“She can still drive. “
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