A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!”
The operator asked, “Where are you?”
The blonde answered, “At my house. “
The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?”
The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh!
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