There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There’s 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won. “ The blonde replies, “I finally got the first joke. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A blonde couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they … Read more
Brunette: “Where were you born?” Blonde: “Australia. “ Brunette: “Which part?” Blonde: “My whole body. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir, “she replied, “we just tell them straight out that they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!” The operator asked, “Where are you?” The blonde answered, “At my house. “ The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?” The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh! This joke … Read more
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know. “ Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight, “replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out, “offers the clerk. “Nath, … Read more
There are three moms: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, and … Read more
Peter was helping Jeniffer, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Jeniffer what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The redhead touches it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The blonde takes a little taste. “That’s definitely cum, but nobody in our building. “ … Read more