Amnesiac Often Beautiful
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Blonde Jokes
Contest Levels Bursts
There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There’s 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won. “ The blonde replies, “I finally got the first joke. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Bus Driver – Blondes Wait
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?” This joke is included … Read more
Step Aside Ma’am
At a store, a blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn’t moving at all. She shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’ The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside … Read more
Offered Apologies
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my f**king ass!” Too late — he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. “That’s okay, … Read more
Stall Amy Explains
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy: “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where … Read more
Flat Tires Headlights
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. “ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered … Read more
Crashed Car
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops and he asks him: “Hey, What happened to you?” “Look!” and he points a crashed car, while still crying “Well, don’t worry, buy another car. “ “Look inside the car!” “Well, don’t worry and get another blonde, and … Read more
Omg Nobody
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know. “ Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Brunette Which Part
Brunette: “Where were you born?” Blonde: “Australia. “ Brunette: “Which part?” Blonde: “My whole body. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.