Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker.
Weird, but – well. They continue down the road.
After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange.
They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, how about you put the scythe on your other shoulder?”
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