While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off.
A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish.
The man replies, “What about three?”
The genie retorts “Look pal, I’m in a hurry, I’ve been cooped up in that damn lamp for… “
“OK, alright” the guy responds.
“Tell you what, I’m tired of paying for airline tickets to Hawaii.
I’d like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii. “
This pisses the genie off.
He screams, “Hey, this isn’t the movies. Your wish has to be practical. “
“Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you’d have to compensate for plate tectonics, the continental shelf… “
“Geez” the guy responds, “Well, I’d really like to understand women. “
The genie responds “How many lanes do you want?”
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