A very old man went to a church, making this confession:
He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?”
“Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. “
“When was the last time you made a confession? “
“I never have, I am Jewish. “
“Then why are you telling it to me? “
“I am telling it to everybody … “
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