A lawyer is settling accounts with his client.
“Let’s do it this way, “he says,
“Pay me $5000 now and then $400 a month. “
“Gee, “the client says, “I feel like I’m paying for a car. “
Lawyer replies, “You are! And it’s a nice one too. “
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