She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. ‘I want to know if I have grounds for divorce?” she asked.
“Are you married?” asked the lawyer.
“Yes, I am. “
“Then, “he replied, “you have grounds. “
A conversation between patients in hospital.
Roger: “Why did you run away from the operation table?”
Stephen: “The nurse was repeatedly saying ‘don’t get nervous’, ‘don’t be afraid’, ‘be strong’, ‘this is a small operation only’, things like that. “
Roger: “So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?”
Stephen: “She was talking to the surgeon!”
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