With the help of a fertility specialist, a 75 year old woman becomes pregnant and delivers a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 75 year old mother says, “Not yet. “
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, “Not yet. “
Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?”
“When the baby cries. “
“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”
The new mother says, “Because I can’t remember where I put it. “
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