Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of winning, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”
The old woman replies shyly, “Depends…“
“Depends on what?” he asks.
“On my bottom – where else?!”
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