A lovey-dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says:
“My ear hurts me…”
He kisses it gently and asks, “Is it better now, my darling?”
“It’s all gone, “giggles the girl, “but now I have a pain here, “and she points to her neck.
The boy kisses it tenderly and asks, “Better now, sweet pea?”
“It’s all healed, my love! But now I have a very bad pain here, “she replies and points to her clavicle.
“Excuse me, “politely interrupts an old man from a neighboring bench, “this is really impressive! Do you heal hemorrhoids as well?”
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