A preacher goes into a bar and says “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up. “
Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner.
The preacher says “My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?”
The drunk says “When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now. “
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