George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked.
“Not on her best day. “George replied.
“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked.
“No, she’s broke. “
“Well then, is it sex?”
“Nope,… nobody does it like you, babe. “
“Then what is it?? What can she do for you that I can’t?”
“She can sue me for child support!”
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