A husband and wife went to visit a ranch while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked the woman if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked him what the difference was. The cowboy told her that one had a horn and one didn’t.
“Well, “she replied, “the saddle without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic. “
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