Once upon a time, a noble knight and his horse got lost in a dark forest, but a fairy came across.
The fairy says: “Dear noble knight, you’re the first one to find me in four hundred years, so as a reward, I’ll grant you three wishes. “
The knight already has a castle, money and a beautiful wife, so takes some time to think of what else he could need.
After some time the knight says: “Make me invulnerable, so I can never lose any battle. “
The fairy snaps her fingers, and it is done. The knight says his second wish, “Make my horse invulnerable too, so we both can fearlessly charge into enemy lines. “
The fairy snaps her fingers again, and it is done.
The knight needs some time to think again, because he already has everything he could need. After a while, he says, “Make my genitals as big as my horse’s. “
The fairy snaps her fingers again, and it is done.
Excited and proud, the knight leaves the forest and rides back to his castle, where he finds his squire. He hands his sword to the squire and orders him to behead his horse. At first, the squire refuses, saying “I cannot kill your horse, it is the best horse you have ever had, my Lord. “When the knight urges him to, the squire swings the sword with all his might and hits the horse on the neck. Nothing happens.
“Now hit me”, the knight orders and takes off his armor. The squire refuses again, scared, but the knight orders him to. So he hits the knight with the sword on the chest, but again, nothing happens.
The squire cannot believe his eyes as all of his attacks have no effect on either horse or knight.
“And now take a look at this”, the knight proclaims and takes off his pants.
“Wow, that’s the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen!” says the squire.
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