A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a corrections officer, “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs, saying, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
“That’s not true!” she shouts. “He just told me he has been digging a tunnel for months!”
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