Jim was in trouble, because he forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds and it better be there!”
She was serious too, so Jim got serious. The next morning he woke up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened it with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale.
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