The minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter. “
She said to him, “I think about it many times a day. “
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise. “
“It’s not a matter of wisdom, “she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet and I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”
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