“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “
“What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor.
“Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle out. “
The doctor looks startled and after the initial confusion he goes, “It is weird, he leaves the best part out. “
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