A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges.
One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, “What time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, Dad, “she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, “Then I’ll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car. “
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