A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar.
Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “
“I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?”
“I am not sure, “she answered, “but if you show me around, I’ll recognize it from the lighthouse just outside the porthole. “
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