A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, “Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?”
“No, not a grapefruit. “
“Is she shaped like an orange?”
“Um no, not an orange. “
“Is she shaped like an egg?”
Man’s face lights up, “Yes, that’s it! Like a fried egg!”
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