A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge.
The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?”
The man replies, “Six, Your Honor. “
“In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach. “
Hearing that, his wife stands and says, “Your Honor, he also stole a can of peas. “
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