After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “
Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it is for your momma go ahead and ask me what she would like for Christmas. “
“She would really, really love a handsome son-in-law. “
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