Jim: “At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. “ Pete: “Maybe that’s why you’re no longer a fireman. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys … Read more
The wise old Mother Superior was dying in a monastery hidden in the mountains’ hills. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received … Read more
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him … Read more
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant. “Well that’s not a crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner. This joke is … Read more
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?” Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?” Dan says, “OOOOH WOW! Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days. “ Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Jay, aren’t you and … Read more
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. “ The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a … Read more
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last … Read more