Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She’s named after something your mother loves, Easter! It’s an anagram. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Alan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” “It’s May… “ “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant. “Well that’s not a crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner. This joke is … Read more
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?” Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?” Dan says, “OOOOH WOW! Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. “ The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a … Read more
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… “ “I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… “ “I PRAY … Read more
As a holiday gift Fred and Norma received from their neighbors an apple pie. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that they had to throw it away. Ever gracious and tactful, Norma sent the neighbors a note. “Thank you … Read more
After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “ Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it … Read more
One year, a man decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more